Network Television's 3-Step Guide to Getting Rid of Unwanted Candidates

Hilary's Bosnia Blunder (or, How CBS Gave Mrs. Clinton the Shove)

It certainly seems like CBS has decided to throw their lot in with Obama once and for all. Of course, they could prove me wrong by running back-to-back devastatingly-worded exposès of the senator from Illinois, but global cooling hasn't reached all the way down There yet.

The Guide

Step Zero: Ammunition


Step One: Friendly Fire


Step Two: Shooting the Wounded

HT: Right Mind

Rundown of Break:

Spring break. For many, a time to show some assets on the beaches of far-off exotic places like Cancun or Florida. For me, a time to help remodel the restaurant, get a Country Redwood spray tan courtesy of the deck stain, and drag myself home exhausted every night. That doesn't leave a whole ton of energy for anything, so I've been watching YouTube. A lot. Here are my recent discoveries:

How To Tie A Bow Tie
because I've always wondered . . .


Feist -- 1 2 3 4
it's so fun!


Will Ferrell in "The Producers"
I watched the old version, and started finding all the clips I could. The new one looks terrible, except for this bit


Brush Up Your Shakespeare
watching The Producers also started me on a broadway kick, but I couldn't find a better version of this song than from the movie



Stephen Colbert pays tribute to Brett Favre
in my grief, this was a shining beacon of solace

Mel Brooks makes me laugh!

I watched The Producers for the first time on Sunday, and this is my absolute favorite scene. =D

Airborne to Refund Consumers

According to this ABC news article,

People who have taken the herbal formula Airborne with the hope of curing or fending off the common cold are eligible for refunds from the company.

Airborne will pay $23.3. million to settle a class action lawsuit over false advertising. Legal battles beginning in 2006 called into question the product's claims as a "miracle cold buster.

You can file a claim here.